Today is 12/28/25. Here is your daily fortune from "kosh". ________________________________________ / Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee \ | the way they like it? A: Well, they | | like it with two lumps of sugar. If | | they drink | | | | it at home, they only take one, and if | | they drink it while | | | \ visiting, they always take three. / ---------------------------------------- \ \ \ ___ _____ ___ / \ / /| / \ | | / / | | | | | /____/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | {} | / | | | | |____|/ | | | | |==| | | | \___________/ | | | | |