Today is 02/23/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "stimpy".
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/ When I reflect upon the number of       \
| disagreeable people who I know who have |
| gone to a better world, I am moved to   |
| lead a different life.                  |
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| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's     |
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