Today is 08/15/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "mech-and-cow".
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/  My dear People.                        \
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| My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my   |
| dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, |
| and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and          |
| Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, |
| Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. |
| Also my good Sackville Bagginses that I |
| welcome back at last to Bag End. Today  |
| is my one hundred and eleventh          |
| birthday: I am eleventy-one today!"     |
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\ -- J. R. R. Tolkien                     /
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