Today is 08/26/26.
Here is your daily fortune from "vader-koala".
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/ You will gain money by a fattening \
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    Y|o o|Y// 
   /_(i=i)K/ 
   ~()~*~()~  
    (_)-(_)   

     Darth 
     Vader    
     koala